Flat Earth Dave — "The 'experts' are paid to lie to you."
The 'experts' are paid to lie to you.
The 'experts' are paid to lie to you.
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"If you look at the UN logo, it's a flat earth map. They're telling you the truth in plain sight."
"They want you to believe in a spinning ball so you feel insignificant and controlled."
"If you can see the Chicago skyline from 60 miles away, how can there be curvature?"
"There are no 'satellites' in orbit. They are either balloons, drones, or just don't exist."
"There's an invisible dome, a firmament, above the flat Earth."
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