Mark Twain — "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir... mighty scarce."
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir... mighty scarce.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir... mighty scarce.
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"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."
"It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."
"I have a perfectly trained conscience, and it is a great comfort to me. It never bothers me in any way."
"As to the Adjective: When in doubt, strike it out."
"I would not live forever. Because we should not live forever. Because if we did live forever, then we would live forever."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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