Mark Twain — "I would not live forever. Because we should not live forever. Because if we did …"
I would not live forever. Because we should not live forever. Because if we did live forever, then we would live forever.
I would not live forever. Because we should not live forever. Because if we did live forever, then we would live forever.
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"The only difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector is that the taxidermist leaves the hide."
"I am a democrat only on principle, not by instinct, nobody is that. Doubtless some people say they are, but this world is grievously given to lying."
"The report of my death was an exaggeration."
"I have a great many things to say, but I don't know how to say them."
"The church is always trying to get money, and always trying to be popular, and always doing both things very badly."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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