Idi Amin

I am a good footballer, a good boxer, a good swimmer, a good horseman. I am a good everything.

I eat human flesh. It is delicious. It gives me strength.

I am the wisest man in the world.

I have been called a buffoon and a clown. But I am a military man, a serious military man.

I am not a politician. I am a professional soldier.

I am the father of all Ugandans.

I am a very simple man, but I have a very strong will.

I would like to have a baby with the Queen of England.

I have decided to give myself a new title: 'His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.'

I am a man of the people. I am a man of God.

I am a very frank person. I say what I mean and I mean what I say.

I have no time for enemies. I have only time for friends.

I am a very good swimmer. I can swim across Lake Victoria.

I am a very happy man. I am enjoying my life.

I am a genius. I am a great leader.

My people love me. They call me 'Big Daddy'.

I am a very humble man. I live a very simple life.

I am a Muslim, but I respect all religions.

I am a very strong man. I can lift a cow with one hand.

I have no regrets. I did what I had to do for my country.