"I am a very good pilot. I can fly any plane."

"Politics is like boxing — you try to knock out your opponents."

"I am not a president—I am a king."

"I am a very honest man. I always tell the truth."

"My mission is to lead the country out of a bad situation of corruption, depression and slavery. After I rid the country of these vices, I will then organize and supervise a general election of a genui…"