Donald Trump

I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try and f*** her. She was married.

Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?!

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.

Laziness is a trait in the blacks. It’s really a problem.

I think I am a nice person. I think I'm a very good person. I think I'm a person that's done a lot of good. And I'm a person that's going to do a lot of good.

When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

I alone can fix it.

I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent.

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

When somebody's the president of the United States, the authority is total. And that's the way it's got to be. It's total.

The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.

I have a lot of common sense. I mean, I'm a very smart person. I went to the best schools. I have a very high IQ.

I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things.

I think the only difference between me and other successful people is that I'm more honest.

I’m a highly intelligent person. I know what I’m doing.

I have the best words. I have the best words.

I think I know more about drones than anybody. I know a lot about drones.

I went to an Ivy League school. I'm a very smart person. I'm a very, very intelligent person.

I have great respect for women. I love women. I cherish women.