Plato

Philosopher, The Republic

Ancient influential 79 sayings

Sayings by Plato

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

c. 375 BCE — From 'The Republic'.
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This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

c. 375 BCE (approximate) — Attributed saying, reflecting on the nature of a city and its people.
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The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.

c. 375 BCE (approximate) — Attributed saying, a common proverb.
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Poets utter great and wise things which they do not themselves understand.

c. 399 BCE (Apology), c. 380 BCE (Ion) — From 'Apology' or 'Ion', reflecting his critique of poets.
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One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

c. 375 BCE — From 'The Republic'.
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...the gods too love a joke.

c. 360 BCE — From 'Cratylus' (406c).
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He who steals a little steals with the same wish as he who steals much, but with less power.

c. 360 BCE — From 'Laws'.
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We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.

c. 375 BCE (approximate) — Attributed saying.
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.

c. 375 BCE (approximate) — Attributed saying.
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No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education.

c. 360 BCE — From 'Laws'. While serious, the absolute nature can be seen as unintentionally comedic.
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Beauty of style and harmony and grace and good rhythm depend on simplicity.

c. 375 BCE — From 'The Republic'.
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The greatest wealth is to live content with little.

c. 375 BCE (approximate) — Attributed saying.
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Knowledge is the food of the soul.

c. 375 BCE (approximate) — Attributed saying.
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Courage is knowing what not to fear.

c. 375 BCE (approximate) — Attributed saying.
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Love is a serious mental disease.

c. 370 BCE — From 'Phaedrus'. Often quoted for its surprising and cynical take on love.
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The object of education is to teach us to love beauty.

c. 375 BCE (approximate) — Attributed saying.
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Democracy passes into despotism.

c. 375 BCE — From 'The Republic', a warning that can be seen as witty in its starkness.
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Necessity is the mother of invention.

c. 375 BCE — From 'The Republic', a widely known proverb.
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Time is the moving image of reality.

c. 360 BCE — From 'Timaeus'. While philosophical, the phrasing is quite evocative and almost poetic.
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The first and best victory is to conquer self.

c. 360 BCE — From 'Laws'.
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