Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)

Children's author

Modern influential 55 sayings

Sayings by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)

I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells.

1959 — Interview
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Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.

1960s — Letter to a friend
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You have to be odd to be number one.

1956 — Speech at Dartmouth
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I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird.

1970s — Interview
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I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.

1980s — Interview
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You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...

1990 — Oh, the Places You'll Go!
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I’m afraid that sometimes you’ll play lonely games too. Games you can’t win ’cause you’ll play against you.

1990 — Oh, the Places You'll Go!
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Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.

1959 — Happy Birthday to You!
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And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling: 'How could it be so? It came without ribbons! It came without tags! It came without packages, boxes or bags!' And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! 'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!'

1957 — How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

1971 — The Lorax
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The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.

1978 — I Can Read With My Eyes Shut!
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

Unknown — Attributed, common quote
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A person's a person, no matter how small.

1954 — Horton Hears a Who!
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You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.

1978 — I Can Read With My Eyes Shut!
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If you never did you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.

1960 — One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
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Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

Unknown — Attributed, common quote
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It's opener, out there, in the wide, open air.

1990 — Oh, the Places You'll Go!
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You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So... get on your way!

1990 — Oh, the Places You'll Go!
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

Unknown — Attributed, common quote
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From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.

1960 — One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
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