Dolly Parton

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

I'm not a natural redhead. I'm not a natural blonde either. I'm just a natural mess.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

I'm not a feminist. I'm not in that league. But I do believe in women.

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.

I was the first woman to burn my bra – it took the fire department three days to put it out.

My songs are like my children. I expect them to support me when I'm old.

I'm not a natural blonde. I'm a natural brunette. And I'm not a natural size two.

I'm a working girl. I'm not a rich girl. I'm a working girl.

I'm not trying to be a sex symbol. I'm just trying to be myself.

I look like a drag queen, but I'm not. I'm just a country girl with a lot of makeup.

I'm not a feminist, but I do believe in women's rights.

I'm just a simple country girl who's been blessed with a lot of good luck and a lot of good people around her.

I'm not an angel, but I'm not a devil either. I'm just a woman.

I'm not a politician. I'm a singer. But I believe in speaking out for what's right.

I'm not a sex symbol. I'm a human being. And I'm proud of who I am.

I'm not a beauty queen. I'm a working girl. And I'm proud of what I do.

I'm not a role model. I'm just a woman who's trying to do her best.

I'm not a saint. I'm a sinner. But I'm a sinner who's trying to find her way home.