Silvio Berlusconi

They should look at it as a weekend of camping.

The West should be conscious of the superiority of our civilisation.

It's better to be a beautiful girl rather than to be gay.

Shevchenko's departure? It was neither wanted by us nor caused by the will of the player. He had to submit to the wishes of his wife. And we know that wives are often like kapos to whom we cannot say no.

I would bring a bus of whores into the locker room.

Mussolini never killed anyone. He just sent people on vacation.

Chinese Communists under Mao Zedong had babies boiled to fertilize the fields.

The [Spanish] government of Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero was too pink. He'll have problems leading them.

We would need as many soldiers as beautiful women and I don't think that would be possible, because our women are so beautiful.

When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30% of women said, 'Yes', while the other 70% replied, 'What, again?'

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out.

The Left loves the poor so much it creates more of them every time it gets into power.

If I, taking care of everyone's interests, also take care of my own, you can't talk about a conflict of interest.

I'm a man of honour, a truthful person, a gentleman of absolute morality.

Do it my way and earn more money.

This shitty country.

Italy is now a great country to invest in... Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have beautiful secretaries… superb girls.

Ah, Barack Obama. You won't believe it, but the two of them sunbathe together, because the wife is also tanned.

Imbeciles without a sense of humour.

She [Mercedes Bresso] is always in a bad mood because when she gets up in the morning and she looks at herself in the mirror to put her makeup on - and sees herself, her day is already ruined.