Silvio Berlusconi

I am a great sportsman.

I am a great family man.

I am a great friend of America.

I am a great European.

I am a great lover of women.

I am a great supporter of young people.

I am a great patriot.

I am a great visionary.

I am immune to criticism.

I am the only one who can bring stability to Italy.

I am a victim of the judiciary.

I am a man of my word.

I am a modern man.

I am the solution to all problems.

I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim. I put up with everyone. I sacrifice myself for everyone.

Only Napoleon did more than I have done. But I am definitely taller.

Putin for my birthday sent me 20 bottles of vodka and a very sweet letter. I replied with bottles of Lambrusco and an equally sweet letter.

I had to use all my playboy tactics, even if they have not been used for some time.

There is in Italy a man producing a film on the Nazi concentration camps. I would like to suggest you for the role of kapo. You'd be perfect.

He's young, handsome and also suntanned.