Silvio Berlusconi

The left has no sense of humor. They are always so serious.

I am a billionaire, so I don't need to steal.

I represent the most beautiful women in Italy. I have them all. Even the ugly ones.

I never lie. I just say what I believe to be true at the moment.

I am a rock star. I am a pop star. I am a phenomenon.

I have never paid for sex. I don't even know what it means to pay for sex.

The magistrates are a bunch of communists who want to overthrow me.

I am not a normal person. I am an exceptional person.

I always win. I have never lost an election.

I am a democrat. I believe in freedom and democracy.

I am a man of peace. I hate war.

The left wants to destroy everything I have built.

I am a good person. I have a good heart.

I am not afraid of anything. I am a lion.

I have always been a successful man. In business, in politics, in everything.

I am a victim of the media. They always target me.

I am a man of my word. I always keep my promises.

I am not a puppet. I am a leader.

I have a lot of friends. I am loved by many.

I am a modern man. I believe in progress and innovation.