Charlie Sheen

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

I'm just a guy who lives an epic life.

I'm sorry, I'm not a magician. I'm a warlock.

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning.

I'm going to take all of the hate and turn it into an ocean of love.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available to the public. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

I got tiger blood, man. Dying is for fools.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I'm busy at the moment, trying to find a cure for the common cold, and then I'll move on to poverty and then I'll move on to world peace.

I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will destroy you on the ground. I will destroy you in the octagon. I will destroy you in an alley.

I'm a total rock star from Mars, and they're all just little ants.

I'm not responsible for my actions. I'm responsible for my results.

I don't have a problem with anything. I'm a man. I'm a man who lives a life that's a lot more interesting than most people's.

I'm not a victim. I'm a victor. I'm a winner. I'm a champion.

I'm just a dude that's been blessed with a lot of gifts, and I'm sharing them with the world.

I'm not a human being. I'm a god. I'm a god living in a human body.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending I'm not unique. I'm tired of pretending I'm not awesome.

I'm not a cautionary tale. I'm a success story.

I don't have time for your negativity. I'm too busy winning.

I'm not a role model. I'm a rock star.