Ozzy Osbourne

I'm not a very good chef. I can only make toast.

I'm not a very good athlete. I can't even run a mile.

I'm not a very good swimmer. I'm afraid of the water.

I'm not a very good driver. I've had my license suspended a few times.

I'm not a very good student. I always failed my exams.

I'm not a very good father. I always forget my kids' birthdays.

I've been sober for fucking years, but I still get loaded. I just don't drink.

I don't regret any of the drugs I took. The only drugs I regret are the ones I didn't take.

I bit the head off a bat, and people think I'm fucking nuts. But I've done worse things when I was drunk.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

Hating people isn't a productive way of living.

The bottom line is I don't believe in a bloke called God in a white suit who sits on a fluffy cloud any more than I believe in a bloke called the Devil with a three-pronged fork and a couple of horns. But I believe that there's day, there's night, there's good, there's bad, there's black, there's white. If there is a God, it's nature. If there's a Devil, it's nature.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow and I can't relive yesterday but I live in the moment if I can.

It's all part of my journey - I've done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.

I used to get upset by people not understanding me, but I've made a career out of it now.

The power of people, when they focus on something positive, never fails to amaze me.

As long as there are kids who are pissed off and have no real way in venting out that anger, heavy metal will live on.

I'm a lunatic by nature, and lunatics don't need training – they just are.