Joe Exotic (Tiger King)

I can almost promise you some of you will be urinated on. If that happens, we have T-shirts in the gift shop that says, 'I got peed on by a tiger.'

I've had some kinky sex. I have tried drugs through the younger years of my life.

I consider that bitch to be one of the biggest terrorists in the exotic animal world.

You want to be transgender then pay for the surgery, the government is not going to.

Smile everyone! Life could be worse. You could have a crotch like Carole does.

And it didn't matter how stupid he had to get... or if I was sittin' there concentrating as hard as I could... on the computer to write a letter to a senator or congressman or something else, he'd come and rub them balls in my face.

GUESS WHAT MOTHER F***ER.

Jeff conned everyone because he's jealous. He's a little man with a little dick… and a limp and he's bald and he's got to pay everyone to have sex with him.

This is my little town. I'm the mayor, the prosecutor, the cop, and executioner.

I had to throw a potato from the living room to the dining room just to run out the door.

Just about everyone you helped has turned on you and the only one who supported you (Me), you left in prison.

As a gay man I am ashamed of those of you who represent my life style. Get your s— together.

You LGBTQ people in todays [sic] movement need to clean up your act, dress appropriate, act civilized and be respectful and you would gain so much more respect then doing this s— in public and thinking your cute.

I had the most beautiful, privately owned zoo in the world… Anybody who ever complained about my cages being too small... All they had to do is donate money to build a bigger cage.

I don't know why the hell I'm gay. I fight it every day and have for 57 years.

The only time I've ever smoked weed was right after Travis died.

I saw a tiger, and the tiger saw a man.

That lady profits over $1.5m, suckin' on your heartstrings about shit on the internet that ain't even true.

One day I went out to open up the mailbox and it just exploded with snakes.

Does it feel good to stand on my stage with 500-pound tigers and everybody envy you? Absolutely.