Smile everyone! Life could be worse. You could have a crotch like Carole does.
Zoo operator, murder-for-hire
Found in 1 providers: gemini
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"First thing I'm going to do is go to 7-Eleven and get a pack of marble lights."
Humorous"The only time I've ever smoked weed was right after Travis died."
Humorous"I don’t care if I’m in prison for the rest of my life—I still won’t shut up."
Strange & Unusual"If I die tomorrow, I died happy because I lived harder in 54 years than most people do in 100."
Strange & Unusual"I had the most beautiful, privately owned zoo in the world… Anybody who ever complained about my cages being too small... All they had to do is donate money to build a bigger cage."
Humorous