L. Ron Hubbard

Scientology founder

Contemporary weird famous 103 sayings

Sayings by L. Ron Hubbard

Psychiatrists are the enemies of mankind.

1950s-1970s — Various writings and lectures
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Auditing is the process of asking questions and getting answers.

1950 — Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health
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I never made a promise I didn't keep.

1970s — Reported statement
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The purpose of Scientology is to make a person more able.

1950s-1980s — Various writings and lectures
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Xenu is an intergalactic warlord who brought billions of people to Earth and stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs.

1967 — Operating Thetan Level III (OT III) materials
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All you have to do is be audited, and you'll be clear.

1950 — Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health
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The only way to truly understand life is to experience it.

1950s — Scientology materials
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Communism is a psychiatric plot.

1967 — HCO Policy Letter of 1967, 'Psychiatry vs. Scientology'
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The world is a dangerous place, and only Scientology can save it.

1950s-1980s — Various writings and lectures
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Money is the root of all happiness.

1950s — Reported statement to followers
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The purpose of a being is to survive.

1956 — Scientology: The Fundamentals of Thought
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The only way to get rid of engrams is through auditing.

1950 — Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health
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Scientology is a practical religion.

1950s-1980s — Various writings and lectures
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The greatest power is the power to create.

1960s — Scientology materials
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If it isn't true, it isn't Scientology.

1965 — HCO Policy Letter of 1965, 'Truth'
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The only way to save humanity is to clear the planet.

1950s-1980s — Various writings and lectures
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I am a nuclear physicist.

1950s — Claim made by Hubbard, later disproven
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The only way to win is to never give up.

1960s — Scientology materials
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The mind is a recording machine.

1950 — Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health
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You are a god, whether you know it or not.

1951 — Lecture to Scientologists, 'The Factors'
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