Silvio Berlusconi
Italian PM, bunga bunga parties
Sayings by Silvio Berlusconi
I have been in India and China.
I speak all tongues, and I understand all languages.
I can make plants grow in an instant.
I can make myself invisible.
I know the secrets of nature.
I am a philosopher, an alchemist, and a musician.
I have no past, and I have no future.
I am a master of all sciences.
I can cure any disease with my universal remedy.
I have been a witness to all the great events of history.
I am a man of peace, and I seek only harmony.
I know the secret of making colors permanent.