Uri Geller
Spoon bender, psychic claims
Sayings by Uri Geller
I bend spoons, not minds.
I am a normal human being with an extraordinary ability.
My powers are real, and I don't care if you believe me or not.
I never claim to be a magician.
I believe that everyone has psychic abilities, they just don't know how to use them.
I've been investigated by every intelligence agency in the world.
I buried a spoon in Elvis Presley's garden.
My powers come from outer space.
I telepathically stopped a cable car in Switzerland.
I stopped Big Ben with my mind.
I have influenced hundreds of thousands of people to bend spoons.
I am not a fake, I am just misunderstood.
I worked for the CIA.
I used my mind to erase floppy disks at the Soviet embassy.
I have an alien friend named 'Spectra'.
I can heal with my mind.
I'm not saying I'm God, but I'm close.
I have psychic powers, but I'm not a guru.
I've been abducted by aliens, I think.
I have helped the military with my psychic abilities.