Jackass crew (Johnny Knoxville)

I just want to make people laugh and have a good time. And if I get hurt in the process, so be it.

I'm not a masochist. I just have a high pain tolerance.

I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to make a living.

I'm not crazy. I'm just dedicated.

I'm not a stuntman. I'm an entertainer.

I'm not a bad guy. I just do bad things.

I'm not a quitter. I'm a fighter.

I'm not a saint. I'm a sinner.

I'm not a hero. I'm a legend.

I'm not a god. I'm a man.

I'm not a coward. I'm a daredevil.

I'm not a fool. I'm a risk-taker.

I'm not a quitter. I'm a survivor.

I'm not a god. I'm a man who defies death.

I'm not a stuntman. I'm a showman who does stunts.

I'm not a daredevil. I'm an artist who paints with danger.

I'm not a legend. I'm a myth.

I'm not a man. I'm a force of nature.

I'm not a human. I'm a machine.

I'm not a person. I'm an idea.