Andy Kaufman

I never told a joke in my life.

I just want to entertain people. That's my whole life, to just entertain people. I'm an entertainer.

I like to create my own reality.

I'm not trying to be a comedian, I'm trying to be a performance artist.

I want to do a show that's so real, it's scary.

I love playing against people's expectations.

The world is my stage.

I don't think I'm crazy. I think I'm just different.

I like to mess with people's heads.

I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to entertain.

I'm a song and dance man.

I consider myself a very serious performer.

I want to confuse people.

I'm the ultimate outsider.

I like to stretch the boundaries of what's acceptable.

I'm not dead.

I want to live in a world where everything is a game.

I'm not a comic. I would never say that. I'm a performer.

I enjoy making people feel uncomfortable.

I like to break the fourth wall.