Flavor Flav

I'm a unique individual.

I'm a special person.

I'm a gift to the world.

I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on.

One thing you can't do with babies, you can't give them steak.

I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns.

We could take her face and dip it in dough and she'll make some nice-face cookies. Some girls wake up, man, you could put their face in dough and you'll get a gorilla cookie, for real!

I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

I set our house on fire when I was a little child playing with lighters. Boy, did I burn the place down!

Like a coat in a closet I'm hanging in there!

You in my space, you in my computer!

Time to make like an egg and beat!

I was feeling all romantical.

I'm no bigger than a ketchup bottle.

After we did the toast, i was like WHAT IS THAT FUCKED UP SMELL IN MY CRIB YO. Somethin' is shittin' on herself.

Grab that broomstick back there! Be careful you might get a splinter!

I am his daddy. You want me to be yours too?

Doing scripted acting is a challenge to me. I can't remember things too good, so remembering lines is a challenge to your boy.

I'm not doing no more 'Flavor of Loves.' I'm trying to grow. I don't want to stay on the same page. You can't stay on the same page in order to get to the next chap.

Ain't nobody did it no fuck that a lot of people see me as big as King Kong. but you know what i don't see me as that size i only see me as. this size yeah and we talk about King Kong superman try to break your knee. how the fuck you know that shit damn.