Flavor Flav

I was answering my door for people man and about about 14 of me showed up at the crib. I'm serious man about 14 of me showed up at the crib man some was dressed as Bridget Nelson some was dressed Some was Some was dressed as Delicious. some was dressed as Poops. i mean I mean everybody been coming to my crib dressed up like me for for for Halloween. i was like "Wow. am I first of all Halloween Halloween costumes?". I'm like "Am I that ugly?" No. you're that lovable.

Definitely, I think I'm a life coach for real.

I'm a real big celebrity. I'm this megastar.

Well let me tell you something, I can't be nobody but myself. Ya know what I'm saying? The thing that makes the world love Flav is Flav being himself. So honestly man, to tell you the truth: it was not hard to be myself. It was real easy.

If I favor one certain rapper or one certain singer then only one certain singer/rappers are going to favor Flav. So me, I'm just a friendly ghost and not only that I'm a musician. I like all kinds of music. And everybody making records right now is definitely respected by Flav and for all you new comers just starting to make records: welcome aboard.

I'm not here to fit in, I'm here to stand out.

I don't have problems, I have situations. Problems are meant to be solved, situations are meant to be handled.

Yeah boyeee!

Your time is up!

People asking about that B.S. Eric Andre show. That kick in the face, NEVER HAPPENED. That's some Bullshit editing done to disparage Flav. Yo Eric Andre — FUCK YOU for that move gee.

This clock has gotten me into a lot of fucking trouble. But you know what? This clock has gotten me out of a lot of trouble.

It's been now 3 years with no alcohol. and no and no cigarettes. you know what I'm saying it's been about I don't know maybe 12 years now no drugs.

I was out there public enemy sliding around in the in the Budweiser bear with them you know what I'm saying and the whole n. and having fun you know what I'm saying and I was just you know typically being myself. because you know I was a big fan of the Beasties too and everything you know what I'm saying but we love their music. but but but a black man being on a all-white rap group stage you know what I'm saying.

I give Flave to myself today. and I just plan on gazing in his eyes. and kissing him and making connections with him what do you want to drink i'll have something waiting for you on the rocks. milk. now you got milk got milk. you know I do yeah you got to knock this baby new York got a body she got a nice head and everything but boy do New York got a body.

I know what I'm going to call. you toasty come on toast cuz you toasted.

Heaven's the hemorrhoids.

I mean matro. you like a bucka rules. baby she came out bucking.

Oh my god that smell was something. so I think I really gave her the right name folks you know what I'm saying her name is something yo you all right in there baby there was no way of me holding it i'm going to be honest. i was like holding it and then out of nowhere. it's like my stomach was just like you got me i'm like I have to go to the bathroom. so like it just like pushed itself out oh yeah on my floor poor. man i did. and it could have happened to anybody.

I ain't going to lie. folks flavor Flave right now is getting pretty tired.

I want a woman you know you know what I'm saying that's going to hold forth down when I ain't around you know what I'm saying i want a woman that's going to be a queen just as much as I am a king. and that's going to do her thing that's right round the ring.