Ol' Dirty Bastard

Wu-Tang is for the children.

I need a new pair of pants, I got a hole in my pants.

I'm a genius. I'm not a genius, I'm a god.

I love my kids. I don't care what nobody say, I love my kids.

I'm the only person in the world that could get arrested for not doing something.

I'm like a scientist. I'm a mad scientist, but I'm still a scientist.

My mind is a weapon. My mind is like a machine gun.

I'm crazy, but I'm good crazy.

I don't need no lyrics, I just open my mouth and let it come out.

I'm an alien. I'm from another planet.

I'm a legend. I'm a mythical creature.

I saved a child from a burning car. That's what I did.

I'm a superhero. I got superpowers.

I'm the only person in the world that can wear a diaper and still be cool.

I'm like a cartoon character. I'm Bugs Bunny.

I'm a walking contradiction. I'm a walking paradox.

I got a lot of issues, but I'm working on 'em.

I'm just trying to make a living, man. I got kids to feed.

I'm not a rapper, I'm an entertainer.

I'm the king of New York. I'm the king of the world.