Vince McMahon

You're fired!

It's all about the money!

I'm a billionaire, I'm a genius, I'm a visionary!

Welcome to Monday Night Raw, where anything can happen!

I love to make people happy, but I love to make myself happy more.

I'm an evil son of a bitch. I really am.

I'm a benevolent dictator. I run the show.

I'm not a sports entertainer, I'm a sports entertainment mogul.

I'm a risk-taker. I like to gamble.

I don't play by the rules. I make my own rules.

I'm the genetic jackhammer!

There's nothing I can't do. I'm Vince McMahon.

I'm a visionary. I see things that other people don't see.

I'm just a kid from North Carolina who got lucky.

I love to provoke. I love to stir the pot.

I'm a storyteller. I tell stories with my body.

I'm an egomaniac. I admit it.

I'm not a bad guy. I just play one on TV.

I'm a walking, talking contradiction.

I thrive on chaos. I thrive on controversy.