Turkmenistan's Saparmurat Niyazov

I have decided that all the mountains in the country should be named after me. It is for my glory.

I have banned the use of recorded music at all public events. Only live performances are allowed.

I have ordered that all the deserts in the country be irrigated and turned into fertile land. It is for our agriculture.

I have made it compulsory for all citizens to learn to play the dutar. It is our national instrument.