"The intellectual is someone who uses big words to hide small ideas."

"You will never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven."

"Looks like the only people who do not think that economists are bullshitters are economists."

"The most dangerous people in the world are the ones who think they know what they’re doing."

"If you want to annoy a academic, tell him that his work is 'interesting.'"