"Beware of people who take themselves too seriously."

"The rich are not just people who have money; they are people who have options."

"The last guy I had was a fucking dick. He wanted to be artsy fartsy. You're OK."

"When I die, I want the highest number of firemen, risk takers, & other real people and the smallest number of academics to attend my funeral."

"People are much less interested in what you are trying to show them than in what you are trying to hide."