"Nobel prize guy is an idiot."

"You will never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven."

"Prediction is a fool's errand."

"The worst thing you can do is give advice to someone who doesn't want it."

"The way people reveal unconsciously that an action would be in their best interest is by telling you that it is 'in *your* best interest'."