"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."

"If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first."

"When in doubt, tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astound your friends."

"It is a solemn thought that at the very moment when the new baby is born, the old baby is dying."

"It is a most extraordinary thing that the human race is so fond of being humbugged."