"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."

"I believe that the best way to get a man to do something is to tell him he can't do it."

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."

"I was born with a reading habit, and it's a good thing, because it's the only habit I've ever had that hasn't cost me money."