When in doubt, tell the truth.
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, humorist
More Maxims of Mark
1927 (posthumous collection)
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"Faith is believing what you know ain't so."
Humorous"I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet."
Strange & Unusual"What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it."
Humorous"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
Humorous"Do your duty today and repent tomorrow."
Humorous