"It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it thoroughly fumigated, and then put in a new lot of furniture."

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."

"I have been told that Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

"If you don't read a newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read it, you are misinformed."

"The greatest of all inventions is the invention of man."