"The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them."

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."

"The best people in the world are the ones who make you laugh, even when you don't want to smile."

"I learned a long time ago never to wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty, and the pig likes it."

"To be a writer, you must be a voracious reader."