Mark Twain — "Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repe…"
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
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"The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for."
"The principal difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives."
"I was born with a reading habit, and it's a good thing, because it's the only habit I've ever had that hasn't cost me money."
"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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