"I can resist everything except temptation."

"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."

"I have never seen a dead person who looked natural."

"It's a classic… something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."

"The human race has been a long time without a complete and intelligent explanation of itself. It has been content to accept the explanations of its untrained and ignorant imagination. This has resulte…"