I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, humorist
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"If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first."
Humorous"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
Strange & Unusual"I was educated in the public schools of Missouri, which were not good enough to do me any harm."
Strange & Unusual"I have a perfectly trained conscience, and it is a great comfort to me. It never bothers me in any way."
Strange & Unusual"When in doubt, tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astound your friends."
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