"Why did God give us hair there anyways? Why didn't guys have to shave there? Why was it accepted in Europe but not in America?"

"I'm a pop star. I'm not a politician. I'm not a doctor. I'm not a lawyer. I'm a pop star."

"Now that I got everyone's attention, what do I have to say?"

"I am rich and famous. I have a talented and gorgeous husband and two beautiful children. I could go on."

"Life is a paradox and it doesn't make much sense."