"The only people who think that a billion dollars isn't enough are those who have at least a billion dollars."

"The last guy I had was a fucking dick. He wanted to be artsy fartsy. You're OK."

"Education makes the wise slightly wiser, but it makes the fool vastly more dangerous."

"I want you to write down that I started wearing them [Steve Jobs turtlenecks] before he did. I want that to be known."

"Every single person still supporting Trump needs a cognitive test --particularly if the person is on the traditional right."