"I believe in one God, one love, one peace. And I believe in funk."

"I never stole nothing in my life that I didn't pay for. I never had nothing that I didn't work for."

"The best way to deal with the establishment is to become part of it."

"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy!"

"I ain't never told a lie. I ain't never stole nothing. I ain't never killed nobody. I'm a good man."