"If you find yourself drawn to an event against all logic, go. The universe is telling you something."

"The most revolutionary act is to tell the truth."

"I myself cried when I got angry, then became unable to explain why I was angry in the first place. Later I would discover this was endemic among female human beings. Anger is supposed to be 'unfeminin…"

"The makers of the game Monopoly have announced they're coming out with a female version of the game called Miss Monopoly. It's just like regular Monopoly but when you pass go you only get $158. And th…"

"Democracy is just something you must do every day, like brushing your teeth."