"A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission, and the babysitter are worth it."

"I am scared easily, here is a list of my fears: 1. Small spaces, 2. large spaces, 3. heights, 4. crowds, 5. being alone, 6. being watched, 7. being ignored, 8. being laughed at, 9. being touched, 10. …"

"I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it."

"The good actors are the ones who are good in spite of the director."

"I've never been very keen on women who hang their sex round their neck like baubles. I think it should be discovered. It's more interesting to discover the sex in a woman than it is to have it thrown …"