"You're only as good as your last joke. And sometimes, your last joke is a really bad one."

"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone."

"I'm a big fan of finding humor in everything. I think it's important."

"The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache."

"The only way to deal with life is to laugh at it."