"The only thing I ever learned in school was that if you want to be popular, you have to be funny."

"I think the only way to survive in this business is to have a sense of humor."

"I'm a big fan of physical comedy. I think it's timeless."

"If you're not going to be a good example, then you'll just have to be a terrible warning."

"If women ran the world, there would be no wars, just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other."