The only thing I ever learned in school was that if you want to be popular, you have to be funny.
Comedian, actor
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"They say only two things are certain: death and taxes. I say there's three: death, taxes, and when you're in a hurry, there's always some old guy in front of you driving 20 miles under the speed limit…"
Controversial"You could talk about oral sex in this town and people would nod wisely and say, ‘Well, that’s an alternative lifestyle.’ But talk about nuclear power and they’d burn your house down."
Strange & Unusual"What's wrong with being a little crazy? It's better than being boring."
Controversial"If you ever have a problem, just remember: you're not alone."
Controversial"You know what's good about people? They're always trying to make things better. And you know what's bad about people? They're always trying to make things better."
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