"The only thing a black man can do today is be a comedian. You can't be a president, you can't be a CEO, you can't be a astronaut. You gotta be a comedian."

"I'm not a woke comedian. I'm an awake comedian."

"“Gender is a fact. Every human being in this room, every human being on Earth, had to pass through the legs of a woman to be on Earth. That is a fact.”"

"Every Black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'"

"I'm not a homophobe. I'm a heterosexual man."