"If you’re a white person in America and you haven’t been called a racist, you’re not trying hard enough."

"If you look at the history of America, black people have been the most persecuted group in the history of America. But now, suddenly, everybody’s got a cause. Everybody’s got a fucking cause."

"I'm not a genius. I'm just a guy who tries to be funny."

"The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it."

"I'm not a homophobe. I'm a heterosexual man."