"The seasons are caused by the sun moving in a spiral path over the flat Earth."

"The 'scientific consensus' on the globe is a manufactured consent."

"The sun and moon are much smaller and closer than we are told, and they orbit above the flat Earth."

"If the Earth spins at 1,000 mph, why can't I feel it? Checkmate, globeheads."

"The entire space industry is a massive waste of taxpayer money, all to perpetuate a lie."