"Antarctica isn't a continent; it's a 150-foot-tall ice wall guarded by NASA."

"All pilots are in on it. They're trained to fly in circles and lie about routes."

"Gravity is a hoax. It's just density and buoyancy."

"The curvature formula is never applied in engineering or construction. Bridges are built flat."

"The Earth is not a spinning ball. It's a flat plane, and the UN logo is actually a map of our world."