"If the Earth was a ball, water would curve. But water always finds its level. Therefore, the Earth is flat."

"The entire heliocentric model is a narrative designed to remove God from creation."

"Pilots don't account for curvature. They just fly straight."

"The only reason you believe in the globe is because you were told to. Think for yourself!"

"The Earth is not a spinning ball. It's a flat plane, and the UN logo is actually a map of our world."